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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
World Heritage Post
Everyone here is dead.
finally….feminem
Yall know they do it only when some sin they committed is about to go public?
With this announcement I have to ask what court case against them was opened.
In short Mars Inc. (owners of M&M's) candies contained dangerous levels of lead and cadmium
wait what?
i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything
I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.
Look, young folks, you are definitely underselling yourself. Definitely negotiate at least $75/hour + benefits + transportation allowance for that job. They're criminals, you're the only one giving them cover, they need you.









Iβm so happy to tell you all that Iβve made great progress with my mental health!! To genuinely be able to say that I feel happy is so liberating and free! I know a lot of you are still in that dark place. Iβm here to say that itΒ doesΒ get better. Much better! I still have some tough days but progress is progress! Be kind and gentle to yourselves. I love you all and thank you to everyone whoβs supported me over the years!
Hereβs links to my commissions and projects!
Commissions
Animal Crossing Commissions
Animal Crossing Tarot Cards
Tarot Readings
Seth In Space
October can’t come soon enough
IT IS AUGUST
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
Here is my opinion as a recruiter (of course recruiting is highly subjective and everyone has their own biases in hiring)
1. If its your first job after a gap, don't say its a health reason. They will probably not ask more but they'll probably mentally downgrade you because 'Are they really okay to come back to work?' If it's further back, it'll be less of an issue. This goes triple for any job that is physical.
2. Depending on hiring person, I find 'I was caring for a family member full time' to be a good reason for a gap that I won't question.
3. If you have the opportunity while in a gap, get a certification or degree. Then you can use that as a reason for your gap and it could potentially turn the view of that gap from negative to positive.
4. If you have a "good" reason, most people understand. I speak to people daily who were a Covid layoff and we don't count this gap against them. I also sometimes talk to people who have to explain gaps around 2008 with "Well that was during the financial crisis" and I go say no more I understand.
4. If you don't have a "good" reason, pretend you do. Don't lie but make it sound like the gap was a thing you chose. "I had the opportunity after leaving my last job to take a few months before looking for work again." "I was able to work on building my home business (Ebay, etsy, etc), but now I'm looking for something more stable."
These are all really great and very helpful, thanks for sharing!!!
Ok so humβ¦
Iβm putting the βmerman storyβ on Webtoon, you can find it under the title Tale by the Rivershore. This is a first for me, Iβm not perfectly at ease with the platform yet but I hope it will satisfy those of you who want to read the whole thing more fluidily.
There is only the prelude for now but of course the rest will follow :)
Hold up where? Which comic op?
Marvel Presents #5. The whole comic is basically the Symbiote trying to get Eddie laid(because they're low on phenylethylamine), then realizing that what he's actually attracted to is the Symbiote itself. Eddie agrees to a trip to the Bone Zone with it and there is a "tasteful cut to black" as Eddie says "watch the teeth'.
Wait what?? Did this really happen?? Links and Sources op pretty please?
every time i see someone go ‘THEY DID??!’ my heart grows three sizes
yes, they did! they did!!!
I will now be problematic at 4am
Aizawa x Izuku and Shigiraki x Izuku are both really cute ships and I like them both
i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.
I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!
you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.